Almost as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster!

But imagine that the Loch Ness Monster came into your house, ate your food, destroyed your screens and stared sinisterly at you through the windows. And the one time you had a camera nearby, the photo looked like this (taken from attic window, just above sneaky resting place of said rodent).

It seems to wanting the caption, "National Enquirer Exclusive: Giant Squirrel Terrorizes Neighbourhood! Minivan* crushed -- Residents Furious"

Stupid squirrel.

(*For the record, the minivan belongs next door. )