You complete me...
Well, what with all this squirrel business, dead appliances, missing satellite, etc -- I can think of one thing that would just make everything more... complete.
No hot water.
Yes, I now command the hot water heater to break. And I want it to not only break, but require extensive chimney work that will be expensive and need to be approved by my landlady, currently out of town on vacation.
Yes. That would be just wonderful. Get ready... aaaaannnd break!
What? ...What is that you're saying? ...It's broken? And I'll likely have no hot water until next week sometime?
Beautiful.
No hot water.
Yes, I now command the hot water heater to break. And I want it to not only break, but require extensive chimney work that will be expensive and need to be approved by my landlady, currently out of town on vacation.
Yes. That would be just wonderful. Get ready... aaaaannnd break!
What? ...What is that you're saying? ...It's broken? And I'll likely have no hot water until next week sometime?
Beautiful.
posted by /hg | 3:51 p.m.
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