Crap.

Little Miss Absentminded has done it again. Oh yes.

Somewhere in my apartment is a current passport. Can I find it?

Of course not. And I leave for Thailand in less than three weeks.

I've obviously tried to put it somewhere clever, as my old passport is also missing. To all this, I say, "Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap."

Crap.