That was just...silly.

I created a MySpace account.

Why did I do this? Why?

What possessed me to think I had enough time to do both? Hell, I can barely find anough time to gripe here...

Fuck. Who'm I really kidding? I love griping. It cheers me up. It keeps me sane and annoys everyone else.

Where else can I vent my insecurities and neuroses? Well, there are my friends. Those poor bastards. I do feel bad for them.

If I was my friend, I'd tell myself to get stuffed, and then make myself a nice mojito.