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(You are also a masochist. But that's OK.)

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Struggling (and more often fighting) writer by trade, and office monkey when I need to pay my bills. It's an enviable life.
I know, you're probably a little jealous now.
It's perfectly understandable.

November 28, 2005

What Hannah "needs"

Ok, thanks to Mister AB once again for finding something so delightful for me to do when I'm feeling antsy.

Enter your name, followed by "needs" into a search engine... and find out what you really need. (i.e. "Hannah needs" and press enter.)

1. Hannah needs a hug.
2. Hannah needs 24 hour a day nursing care.
3. Hannah needs to go into the tunnel and face the prisoner.
4. Hannah needs a push.
5. Hannah needs the math pictures.
6. Hannah needs a storyline.
7. Hannah needs to give you some Beatles albums.
8. Hannah needs a loving home where she can feel safe and happy.
9. Hannah needs to learn to hear and use declarative language.
10. Hannah needs a little sister from China.
11. Hannah needs long term prayer.
12. Hannah needs to apply lots of make-up so she can perform in her latest dramatic role.
13. Hannah needs to be picked up at 3:30 pm.
14. Hannah needs to jump all the way down and pick up the two treasures in the water.

Holy fuck. That was fun. I could keep going...
Anyone else?


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