Lying awake in bed...

Nothing kills a Sunday night sleep like being over-rested.

I slept until 11 am yesterday morning. By 2:30 pm, I was already dozing on the couch again.

Not surprisingly, this left me with an abundance of energy last night. So at about 2:30 am, I lay awake considering karma, My Life Is Earl, and something mildly mean I did last week (although techically, I didn't do anything -- I am known in my circles as something of an enabler. I encourage people do be evil).

As I twisted up in my blankets with Chris snoring quietly beside me and the raccoons outside making a ruckus in the garbage, I came across a terrible thought. What if karma had exponential payback? You know, you do something kind of wrong, and suddenly all of your teeth spontaneously fall out.

In just that moment, Chris rolled over and accidentally punched me in the eye.

Karma.