Out of the mouths of tai chi instructors...

"We'll make an upright citizen of you yet!"

Of course, he meant it literally, as I have a terrible tendency to slouch.

I'm effing tired. The last couple of days have been hellishly busy, though satisfying -- I'm officially turning myself into a pain in the ass and will be hassling all sorts of agents and publishers over the next week.

Oh, and I'm finally writing a book. It's utter crap, of course, but that shan't sway me from trying to publish it.

I need money. Badly. And I'm sick of being broke. It fucking sucks.

Chris and I were two numbers away from winning millions in the lottery on Saturday. Though winning $200 ain't that shabby. Next time, I want more millions and less toying with my head.