Oh, to be the one...

I hate paparazzi. Let me be clear. I firmly believe that despite the fame, millions of dollars and beauty of most celebrities, they should be allowed to go somewhere with a cluster of idiots taking their photos and shouting at them.

That said... Oh, I wish I could be the person who takes the photo of the Brangelina baby.

One lousy photo. Thousands and thousands of dollars. It would pay off my student loans, most of Chris' student loans and likely even give us a down payment on a house.

For one stupid photo.

I think if these celebrities had some heart for us poor, poverty-stricken bastards, they would send us a photo they or a loved one took -- which could then be sold. Or send it themselves, and donate the money to their favourite charity.

Wouldn't that fuck with the paparazzi just a teeny, tiny bit?

Or you can just send me a cheque. That's cool, too.