There's no safety for the bingo players anymore...

Some guy played bingo this weekend. He won a $1000.

When he left, four women left the bingo hall as well, demanding he hand over the money. Then they beat the shit out of him. He died.

Just outside of London, eight people were killed in what police suspect is a mutiple homicide. They were all from the Toronto area. And no one is talking yet.

Another couple were killed in a car crash just outside the city.

And a 15-year-old was sexually assaulted on the GO train.

Just another wonderful weekend in the city.

As for me, I had two brunches, watched some movies, went shopping, went for long walks (am heading out on another as soon as I post this)and was generally a lazy, stress-free fuck.

People think I'm mad for not working myself to death in an office. Or for not rushing out to get married and make babies.

But when the worst part of my day is reading the news in the morning... well, that's a pretty damn good life, wouldn't you say?