Happy effing new year to one and all...

New year's resolutions? Ha!
Well, we'll see.
Here are a few...


1) Drop some more weight
2) Gym more often
3) Publish some bloody books
4) Kick some writing ass this year
5) Try to be more up front with people
6) Allow myself to emotionally connect once in a blue moon
7) Yoga. More yoga
8) Travel -- go somewhere interesting for a change
9) Tell people to fuck off... repeatedly if necessary
10) Accept criticism (this is, unfortunately, a major problem)
11) Criticize others more often (the only way I'll be able to deal with #10 effectively)
12) Enjoy the hell outta life


And that's it. I'm sure there's more, but I have many, many many martinis (lychee and too-too delicious white choco-raspberry one) swilling through my veins, so that'll be it for now.