Random whingings
1) My feet are cold.
2) My country is cold.
3) Someone stole/ran off with/ate my favourite belt. While I was on vacation, no less.
4) My pants keep falling down.
5) I have a wedding to go to in two days. If I don't go shopping soon, I will be forced to wear old-school style running shoes with the black 20s-style dress I bought.
6) I've invoiced people for a fucking ton of money in the last month -- I've received maybe five per cent of it.
7) Ro will likely post some smarmy response about people dying, violence and what a self-absorbed twat I am. (He's right, of course.)
8) Chris will scream like a little girl in about five minutes, when I crawl into bed and place my icy feet upon his legs. He is truly a self-sustaining heater.
9) Even when posting this silly little blog that no one reads, I feel compelled to follow CP style. J'ai dork.
2) My country is cold.
3) Someone stole/ran off with/ate my favourite belt. While I was on vacation, no less.
4) My pants keep falling down.
5) I have a wedding to go to in two days. If I don't go shopping soon, I will be forced to wear old-school style running shoes with the black 20s-style dress I bought.
6) I've invoiced people for a fucking ton of money in the last month -- I've received maybe five per cent of it.
7) Ro will likely post some smarmy response about people dying, violence and what a self-absorbed twat I am. (He's right, of course.)
8) Chris will scream like a little girl in about five minutes, when I crawl into bed and place my icy feet upon his legs. He is truly a self-sustaining heater.
9) Even when posting this silly little blog that no one reads, I feel compelled to follow CP style. J'ai dork.
posted by /hg | 12:33 a.m.
2 Comments:
w-e-l-l, just so i don't disappoint, one 39 y-old did arrest and die on one of my wards on christmas day, violence is endemic in lands outwith the frozen north, and you do have a (well-masked) tendency towards introspection.
having said that, you're an awfully bright and kind person who i love to bits. frankly, i'd forgive you almost anything, except perhaps the cold-feet-on-legs thing. chris is a saint.
Use a debt collection agency. They are worth every cent they overcharge.
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