Well, whoopity-fucking-do...

Storm? What storm? I was gearing up for winter catastrophe. So much snow that I would find myself housebound for at least a couple of days.

And what do we get? A lousy 15 cm. Yippee.

Dammit, if you're going to announce the biggest storm in almost a quarter of a century, don't let me down like that. Our street was plowed at 4 a.m. (I had work to do, what can I say?) and even as I type this, the snow has started melting.

Bah. Weather people. You suck.