Johnny Depp: "Energetic Thruster"

OK, this story was kinda funny.
Johnny Depp's Sex Scenes Monitored, Owners Feared Damage To Antiques Due To "Thrusting".

In other, less important news, it suddenly occurred to me today that the holidays are on their way. Dsitressing. The streets are swarmed with electrical lights, gaudy Santas are everywhere, and stores are garnished to the tits in tinsel, lights and carol after carol after carol...

This Friday is the first anniversary of my liberation from a full-time desk job. I have been a full-time, self-employed freelance writer for exactly one year. I shall buy a cupcake, light a tiny candle on it and sing glorious songs in my own honour.

Granted, I thought I would have at least a novel done by now... but sadly, bills need to be paid. Souls need to be sold. (I offer short-term leases if anyone is interested.)

Chris made Rice Krispies squares this evening. He is feeling triumphant about his culinary prowess.