It's a random world...

And here are some random things from today:

1) A bottle of Perrier holds enough for two large glasses.

2) When dehydrated post-gym visit, it's cheaper to drink tap water instead of Perrier.

3) The last thing Chris listened to on his computer was Vixen.

4) Chris sometimes listens to bad music.

5) Extra candy in your household can always be given to the child downstairs.

6) Parents hate me.

7) I miss trick or treating.

8) I'm not the only person in the world who considers "Feliz Navidad" to be a nefarious holiday song designed to stay in your head the entire month of December.

9) Iced chai lattes taste good even when it's cold outside.

10) I am obsessed with Neals' Yard Remedies.

11) I love sweaters.

12) There are always idiots at the gym who insist on doing things the wrong way.

13) Those idiots always tend to sweat more than anyone else.

14) Lindt pumpkin balls (of the Lindor variety) will always be the first thing to disappear from the discounted post-Halloween candy in stores. Dammit.

15) I'm wearing pajames with little ghosts on them. They rule.

16) Suspect I'm slightly immature. Huh.

17) I must -- must -- get to Mexico in the next six months. Or anywhere tropical. Please. Help me. I am not genetically manufactured for Canadian winters. I need humidity -- preferably the warm kind.