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Struggling (and more often fighting) writer by trade, and office monkey when I need to pay my bills. It's an enviable life.
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October 28, 2005

The Joy Of "Twat"

It seems that due to some of my less-than-prissy language, I've started attracting visitors who like to dig for dirty topics and pics on search engines.

The poor little fellas (mostly from Texas, oddly enough) are just looking for nice images of bad girls and old men doing vile things to whatever manner of human/animal/orifice/dirtpile... and instead end up here. It has to be a disappointment for them.

I, on the other hand, find it rather amusing that my insipid little rants and ramblings are inflicted on porn-hunters. Take that, Pervy McChildPorn (yes, Mr. Texas, I saw what you were searching for).


(See, this is what happens you your have the word "twat" in your blog title. Perhaps my next blog should be titled something like "Great Big Cocks -- a Tribute to Oversized Roosters and the Women Who Love Them.")


1 Comments:

Blogger /hg said...

Uh... excuse me.
I object to your use of vulgar language and overt sexual allusions.

So offensive.

11:40 p.m.  

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