Hooray for religion!

It's true... I've finally found my true religion. Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. No, really (seriously, I didn't make this up... though I wish I did).

According to Wikipedia, the religion embraces the following:

• The Universe was created by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster. All evidence pointing towards evolution was intentionally planted by this being.
• According to the pastafarians, the monster created the world starting with a mountain, trees and a midget and continues to guide human affairs with his "noodly appendage." Heaven is depicted as having a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Their prayers to "Him" are typically ended by "Ramen", instead of "Amen".
• Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct consequence of the decline in numbers of pirates since the 1800s. A graph showing the inverse correlation between the pirates and global temperatures was also provided. This component of the theory highlights the logical fallacy of correlation implying causation.

(For amusing images and more complete information on this fascinating religion, I direct you to Wikipedia.)

And pirates rule. I've always wanted to be a pirate. Arrrr. ("Ah, Squiddy, I've nothing against ye. I just heard thar was gold in yer belly.")