Hmmm.
Earlier post was v. boring.
Decided on this (untrue, but undeniably more interesting):
Went on safari. One gun. Unlimited bullets. Was terribly distracted when spotted Mariah Carey romping through the bush, so filled her full of holes instead.
Was surprised by amount of cheering when she was finally dragged into the jeep. Tossed her out back for starving hyenas, who merely turned their noses up, and opted instead to eat their young.
Tomorrow -- wrestling alligators in tub of oil, wearing only very flattering bikini. Miraculously lost 60 pounds, so I look hot. Very hot. Pillow fight with the girls scheduled for later.
Was very clever when I received my cheque last week and purchased 16 baby ducks, which will be raised in the front yard. They will be trained as my own personal army of ducks, which will the be sent on search-and-destroy mission to eliminate neighbourhood squirrels.
(Better, right?)
Decided on this (untrue, but undeniably more interesting):
Went on safari. One gun. Unlimited bullets. Was terribly distracted when spotted Mariah Carey romping through the bush, so filled her full of holes instead.
Was surprised by amount of cheering when she was finally dragged into the jeep. Tossed her out back for starving hyenas, who merely turned their noses up, and opted instead to eat their young.
Tomorrow -- wrestling alligators in tub of oil, wearing only very flattering bikini. Miraculously lost 60 pounds, so I look hot. Very hot. Pillow fight with the girls scheduled for later.
Was very clever when I received my cheque last week and purchased 16 baby ducks, which will be raised in the front yard. They will be trained as my own personal army of ducks, which will the be sent on search-and-destroy mission to eliminate neighbourhood squirrels.
(Better, right?)
posted by /hg | 9:05 p.m.
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