Well, holy crap...

This is my very first blog. I'm a little slow when it comes to jumping on certain bandwagons. (Obviously.)

If you're reading this, I apologize for it not being more interesting. Really, there's too much pressure on creating the perfect first post. So I'm not even going to bother. Besides, I'll just come back and edit later, once I've thought of something really clever.

It'll take about a year. And then I'll erase it two days later. In retrospect, there would more interesting blogs if people did this more often. Or at least less crap to read. (Yes, I'm looking in your direction. You should be ashamed, you longwinded little twinkie.)

Anyway. Welcome.