Smite Of The Day

Trees.

Yes, trees. I place a smite on trees.

Granted, trees are generally wonderful flora-things. I dig trees. But in the last week, the giant monstrous trees owned by the old bachelors next door -- their house is something of safety violation, not to mention the reek of cat piss, the piled up newspapers and the yard that hasn't been tended in centuries -- have grown just enough to interefe with our satellite signal.

Stupid old men.